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nintendooshawty

R&B with a hint of rain

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ijaazat

if you find it hard to make close friends, i still recommend you do socialise a little. hangout with your classmates if they invite you, go to places, a little bit of human interaction everyday will keep you sane and make sure you are out of your head

ijaazat

my point is don't expect every experience to be profound. and allow yourself your company in a gentle way

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goldwerewolf

So one time I put my peacock on my bike and realized they matched.

sedesla

#this looks like two-thirds of a barbie princess playset

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jame7t

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

duckdotcom

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

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theconcealedweapon

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If your justification for poverty wages is "they agreed to it", then you can't complain when they stop agreeing to it.

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bogosbinted

Microdosing gay sex by just closing my eyes and thinking about it 😔

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dancinbutterfly:
“IMAGINE your otp. You can’t. They would never have the fucking guts. Damn. I hope Gladys and Myrtle are very happy together.
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dancinbutterfly

IMAGINE your otp. You can’t. They would never have the fucking guts. Damn. I hope Gladys and Myrtle are very happy together.

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honeypleasejustkillme

hi,, i couldn't help but notice a slight and minor change in your behavior. do u hate me and want me to die? be honest

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gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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saintshigaraki

the 0 notes wont stop me from posting every single thought that crosses my mind btw. dont u guys worry about that 

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kragehund-est

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod

What are your thoughts on musk?

kragehund-est

i hope he dies